i lick you!

long time no see

Sat, 15 May 2004 04:12:20 GMT

so it's really hard to type with a band-aid on your right index finger.
i was slicing an onion and added a little too much flavor i'm afraid.

i just found out that my grandmother has alzheimer's disease.

i got married and now my last name is hale-katz. my southern kin think it's funny.(just say it with a southern accent you'll get it).

i miss good rock-n-roll. last cd i bought was badly drawn boy, and i like it.
but it doesn't rock like i need to rock.
suggestions please.

xoxo

are you guys still here???

Mon, 06 Oct 2003 00:45:21 GMT

i think it's been a year or so.
i'm getting married now, choosing wedding dresses and scheduling the string quartet to play, wow so much has changed.
i forgot about my journal-
it's an eon since i was inspired to write-
wine and 'the the' are inspiration enough
if any of you are there and remember this
ole girl say hello........ i'll reply in kind.

xoxo

is it a little bit past tense?

Thu, 26 Sep 2002 13:55:07 GMT

wow....long time...

well, it's official. my grandma's got the 'white liver'. it's a southern moniker for a woman who loses the men in her life. they all keel over.
yesterday was ed's turn- a massive coronary. he was a really cool man too. poor grandma, he was #4.

i'm doing good.
i've been having alot of strange and beautiful dreams lately. seeing lots of faces that i haven't seen for a long time. guess that's what i get for falling asleep with 'crossing over with john edward' on the tv.

hope y'all are doin' good.

xoxo

oh so true

Wed, 27 Mar 2002 15:28:35 GMT

last week i saw a bumper sticker that read "well behaved women never made history"

damn i like that.

and to think that jezebel was tossed over her balcony by her eunic slaves so that she could be eaten by dogs.
moral of the story: never trust a eunic

xoxo

back in the saddle again....

Fri, 22 Mar 2002 01:15:43 GMT

hilton head, sc 8:00pm

back at the homestead with the 'rents.
it's just a point in my life where i feel like i'm floating on my back in the middle of the ocean, waiting for the big wave to hit.
i came back to reevaluate my life, try to recover some of my already brittle self esteem and eat some southern cooking.
the situation with my boyfriend got, well, tenuous at the very least. he's a control freak, i'm eager to please at any cost and when he told me my friends were 'dead weight' and i shouldn't spend time with them anymore i started feeling like i was gonna end up on montell or rikki lake crying about how much my life sucks.
so i left.
packed up the truck and the dog and got outta dodge.
and at this point i can't hate him, he is in counseling and has been making leaps and bounds of progress- but the fact is he's 46 and i'm 29- and i think the generational difference is a canyon so vast that even evel kneivel can't jump it.

i'm kinda tapped out right now.
i forgot the things that i liked to do, succumbed to dinners at home and crime shows on the tv. i got boring.
blech. listen to me! i've had it with myself.
get it back girl.....get it back

xoxo

what's that in the background?

Wed, 20 Feb 2002 16:24:13 GMT

...so all sex/psychic lines are manned by stay at home moms?
(but archie, didn't you have a friend working for cleo?)

anyway- my uncle chuck and aunt jan are coming down and spending the night tonight before flying to paradise island to be married tomorrow. okay, technically they are already married but their ceremony is tomorrow. or something like that.

what ever happened to robyn hitchcock? balloon man, madonna of the wasps, 'yesterday i saw the devil in my heart...i was expecting him the doctor came...i have to call the doctor every time we kiss..'
he's brilliant.

my fortune cookie said 'good news will come to you by mail' -does that include e-mail? hmm.
confucious say-

xoxo

albert decker

Tue, 19 Feb 2002 19:07:48 GMT

hollywood character actor, found hog tied up with a rubber ball in his mouth and slave written on his chest and ass. his son thought robbery was a motive. yeah right!
so thursday i turn 29.
last stop before the big 3-0. cross your fingers that it's a good year....ty....
so what has been going on-
i got a puppy. a border collie. her name is tallulah. she chews on EVERYTHING and loves the beach. muh.
had a dream last night that ian astbury of the cult od'd on heroin. i cried in that dream.
bob has been behaving himself, we're actually getting along very very well.
haven't had a panic attack since the paxil kicked in. it's so nice to be able to comfortably go to the grocery store.
went to hilton head to see the 'rents- took them a border pup too, his name is 'pick' and he has one blue eye and one green. i wanted them to name him bowie...

time to eat my baked potato. and read your entries..it's been a while.

xoxo

past or present

Thu, 17 Jan 2002 06:38:55 GMT

i'm having a life situation here.

i am so angry i'm trying to contain myself.

forgive the rant.
but what the FUCK
i've been with this guy for 8 months
we're talking seriously in love here
and tonight he brings up
my PAST.
i was in a rock band
i live my life and don't answer to anyone
i don't hurt anyone
and because i've had more lovers than him
he now feels that my 'history'
is compromising our relationship.
he can't 'get over' the fact that i've had sex with men i wasn't i love with.
he can't 'get over' the fact that i've had sex with women.
he wants me to prove to him that he is special.
i feel that my past is passed.
i am in a different place now.
i've never had a one night stand.
i've never had sex with a man without a condom.
i've had 14 lovers in 11 years. (m/f).
i'm no whore.
damn him for making me question myself.
damn him for hurting my self esteem.
damn him for telling me i'm not worth loving.

xoxo

protein right?

Wed, 16 Jan 2002 20:13:18 GMT

I just drank from my coke bottle and felt a little tickle on my lips.
ANTS!!!
I JUST FUCKING DRANK A BIG SWALLOW OF ANT SODA!!!

i'm gonna vomit.
excuse me.

xoxo

Tue, 15 Jan 2002 20:10:19 GMT

yay it's a rainy day!
love it love it love it.
strokes are playing in miami in a couple weeks.
i just love them ole boys.

who's comin' with??

xoxo

happy pussy?

Mon, 14 Jan 2002 20:20:30 GMT

friday my gynecologist put me on paxil.
guess my vagina is sad....

anyhow,
at least it gives me a new year's resolution.
i shall strive to make my pussy happy.
you know, take her for walks on the beach,
keep her hair cut in the newest fashion...

xoxo

Fri, 28 Dec 2001 18:16:22 GMT

smile!

Fri, 28 Dec 2001 18:15:06 GMT

am so computer stupid. have spent last fifteen minutes trying to post a picture in my entry and i just can't figure out how it's done.
i give up.

so the question still looms there in a rock-n-roll mystery....

michael hutchence,
suicide or auto-erotic asphyxiation?

i'm twisted today.
xoxo

yucko

Thu, 27 Dec 2001 08:48:10 GMT

got curious about other users on LJ so i snooped around a little.

seems like they're all 17 and suicidal.
everything seemed so fuckin' tragic
and full of teenage self loathing.

thank god i'm 28.
amen.

xoxo

bon appetit!

Wed, 26 Dec 2001 23:59:21 GMT

am going to fancy french restaurant for dinner.

will not feel guilty for sipping champagne, eating pate and duck confit.
i love the holidays with the family.
xoxo

never on time?

Wed, 26 Dec 2001 19:58:06 GMT

holiday loot:

jeans
mac makeup
estee lauder makeup
cordless phone with answering machine
origins scrubby stuff
shower radio
multiplicity hair goo
money
ceramic kyocera chef knife
habanero hot sauce
black truffle oil
cartier watch.

cartier watch??
not to seem ungrateful, but what the fuck? doesn't bob know that i'm a horribly irresponsible person that only wears silver jewelry and MOST of the time thrift store t-shirts and jeans?
when i asked for a watch for christmas i was thinking swatch or fossil.
so do i gently ask him to swap it for a watch i'll actually wear and risk hurting his feelings for refusing such an obviously generous gift? or do i put it in the box and have him wonder why i never wear it?
i know...pity poor lizzy trying to figure out what to do with fancy present....but even more a problem is does this man that i love know me so little?
i'm simple. up until this year i cut my own hair.
i can't remember the last time i wore a skirt. i'm a chef for christ's sake!!
i'll gum the damn thing up with sauce and dried egg. i really can't wear something i'm afraid of getting wet.

ugh.

xoxo

oh dahling...you look mah-ve-luss!

Fri, 21 Dec 2001 22:59:47 GMT

went to christmas shop at the boca town center today. next time i say i'm going there just put hot pokers in my eyes, it's far more enjoyable.

if one more girl sprayed me unwontedly with the latest scent i was going to commit some serious acts of violence with my heavy shopping bags.
i smell like five different types of pure girlie shit that is giving me a serious migraine.
i think i'll sue.

went to fabulous tod's queer christmas party last night- what he thought was blow must have been crank because he was extremely jacked and made NO sense at all what so ever.
the neighbors called the cops as he was blasting stevie nicks at obscene levels.
all in all it was a really fun night.

am off to go to dinner.
i need to chill.
xoxo

the morning after

Thu, 20 Dec 2001 19:32:49 GMT

northern exposure is brilliant.

couldn't sleep until 5 this morning, good thing i didn't have much to do today.
it'd been a long time since i've had insomnia- to be so anxiety ridden that falling asleep is like dying. hate it.

bath time.
xoxo

oh the irony!

Thu, 20 Dec 2001 05:35:55 GMT

so i'm driving in my jeep today and i'm talking to my mom on the cell phone.
(yeah, i know, shouldn't talk and drive but...i do)
anyhow, this guy pulls up next to me in this beat to shit yellow truck and he's got like two teeth and he puts his hand to his head in the "phone-call me" gesture and then flips me off, repeating the sequence over and over.
when he at last realizes that the light is turning red he decides to RUN THE RED LIGHT nearly causing injurious accidents in lieu of being at the red light next to me.
hypocrite chicken shit.

i love south florida. no, really.
xoxo

barbarella

Wed, 19 Dec 2001 19:24:28 GMT

drew barrymore's gonna redo barbarella.
the greatest movie of all time.
i'm not sure how i feel about that.

i find the strangest ways to injure myself.
i somehow managed to stab myself under my tongue with my straw,
i'm bleeding.
ow.

i'm hungover.
can ya tell?
xoxo

coffee!!

Fri, 14 Dec 2001 14:22:24 GMT

come on everybody!
let's get cAffEINaTeD!!!!

it's time to tackle traffic at top speed.

xoxo

ahhhhh

Thu, 13 Dec 2001 23:29:01 GMT

a little sake and i'm a new woman!!

we are japanese if you please....
xoxo

comfort food

Thu, 13 Dec 2001 21:05:42 GMT

it's been one of those days.
boyfriend and i fought last night,
this morning.
tail tucked between my legs, no sleep, semi-hungover
i come to grandma's house
for her chicken salad.
it's manna from heaven. so good.
then i slept for a while,
had odd dreams-
chicken involved there too.
i'm not well.

it's a gorgeous day and i've holed myself up in my room, blinds closed.
depression much?
damn. i need a vacation.
i think the perfect christmas
is on a beach in costa rica with a heineken in hand.
keep my mistletoe in my bikini.

xoxo

frosty the beach bum

Fri, 07 Dec 2001 18:37:15 GMT

it's approaching christmas and today it's 80*f.

i so miss a fire in the fireplace
hot spiced cider
angora mittens
and potato leek soup

i gotta move

maybe i should just turn the AC way down and pretend!!!

went to a club opening last night, sick club 54 style of 'velvet rope' mentality to get in. thank gawd we had an invite. lots of anorexic palm beach socialite style girls. who told them that having the body of a 12-yr old boy was attractive? ugh...gave me the willies to look at 'em. all the guys looked exactly alike, it was strange. same hair cut, same gucci buttondown and peg leg black pants, same gucci loafer. lots of people acting like they were very stylish and important and no one smiled.
when did it become uncool to look happy?

harumph.
i repeat,
i gotta move.
atlanta? chicago? boston??
help.

xoxo

I'm Free!!

Sat, 01 Dec 2001 14:06:51 GMT

i cut nine inches off of my hair yesterday.
then i dyed it.
i feel like a new woman.

kinda like...tabula rasa.

xoxo